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@MrTimothyClark: BRIAN MAY: It was an accident. Let's dump the body and split, we'll meet up again this time tomorrow. Remember, no one can know about this. Can't tell your friends, can't tell your wives. You can't even tell your own mamas. Understood?
FREDDIE MERCURY: (already humming) got it
@MartaEffing: A humpback whale pulling millions of krill into its mouth, but it's me at a party where they just served shrimp.
@Duke1173: I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you
@UncleDuke1969: "Yogurt!" Gurt: "Yes?"
@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
@brockwilbur: My fav sci-fi this year is the Bank of America ad where the 30 year old dude with a new baby has $56k in his checking account.
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