My husband and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex, no weirdos please.
Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?
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Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
For sale: chocolate aeroplane, mint condition.
is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don’t have to die alone?
But the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your’s.
Just watched a commercial…How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?