@ibid78

Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?

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@3sunzzz

My husband and I are looking for someone to play the harmonica while we have sex, no weirdos please.

@AzahelZamora

Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.

@postcrunk

is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don’t have to die alone?

@GuyThe_Guy

You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your’s.

@mochanya

Just watched a commercial…How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?