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@Hormonella: Broke a light bulb today.
Seven years of bad ideas?
@LordofScribble: As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes.
@_xLNc: I always have too much month left at the end of my money.
@BoxJanes: Thinking of calling into work due to diarrhea...no one questions diarrhea
@skullmandible: nobody, nobody, nobody likes the guy who's suspiciously knowledgeable about age of consent laws
@samalmightysam: Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?