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@Jim_Capie: Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime.
Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen-
Bruce: No I wanna punch people.

Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime.
Alfred: You’re a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen-
Bruce: No I wanna punch people.

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