@FilthyRichmond: Father's Day tip: Your Dad is busy this weekend.

@TheAlexNevil: *doesn't know what to do for Earth Day *buys Earth a $10 Amazon gift card

@zachreinert03: Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie

@Home_Halfway: Now that I have 280 characters, I just want to say - Candice, we've been dating for 11 years now and have 4 dogs together. We were Homecoming King & Queen. We traveled to 5 continents together. We've faced life and death. Now I must ask; from the bottom of my heart, will you m

@GBRougecity: "What a nice doggie." "I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred." "YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"