@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski
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@iamspacegirl: SANTA: Mhm, and I see here that you have the power of flight, which wo- SUPERMAN W/ ANTLERS TIED TO HIS HEAD: Look, I really need this job.
@cameronrbrown: Just one more week until I can finally eat candy out of my socks again.... without looking weird.
@MaritalFauxPas: If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!