Apparently “cheesecake & tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are.
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“Why do you hate me?”
– me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
WHAT DO WE WANT!!!
A cure for hangovers
WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!!
Please stop yelling
Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that’ll keep me awake tonight.
Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance.