@TheLOLYBible: "But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' " Genesis 19:26
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@MandyUncle: If there's one thing I've learnt in life it's to stay clothed during sensitive conversations.
@echo262: OMG I opened the door to let the dog in and there was a slug on the door AND IT GOT ON MY HAND SO I SCREAMED LIKE A TODDLER AND THE DOG ATE IT TO PROTECT ME. And now we are both embarrassed.
@jonnysun: hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.