@FabMommy29: But wait.....does your wife know that you’re divorced?
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@tbhjuststop: *At my future wedding* "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate
@IvoryGazelle: Him: I've never had any broken bones Me: *remembers his profile said he loves trying new things* Noted