@FabMommy29: But wait.....does your wife know that you’re divorced?
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@david8hughes: [painting a picture of the last supper] "Who's that?" "Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples?" "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."
@MommaUnfiltered: If you start your emails with "Greetings" let me be the first to welcome you to Earth.