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@RealDMK: Buy followers?
No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@fro_vo: *gently places finger on caroler's lips*
you had me at "O come"
@heathesauruss: Am I supposed to know my own blood type? I don't even know what types of blood there are
@3BlindMike: How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?
@CornOnTheGoblin: [fake yawns to put my arm around date but it's so i can pet her dog who is also on the couch]
@KarenReneK: Me: Jesus, are these... are these claw marks in the sand?
Jesus: I put you on the back of an emu lololololol