@RealDMK: Buy followers?
No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@gringothespice: Have been woken up with the hangover from hell by the sound of my neighbour's lawn mower. He'll just have to mow around me, I'm not moving.
@shutupmikeginn: Sometimes I wonder how air conditioners actually make air colder, bet i could learn online but then i think no mike, best not rock the boat.
@WhatevaConc: Before saying anything like "you have really soft hands for a man", just be like so goddamned sure they're a man.
@peteholmes: train me.
the big fight.
i'm glad you trained me.
i'm glad i trained you.
@goldengateblond: "We had unprotected sex. Give us a present." -- the subtext of every baby shower