@WhaJoTalkinBout: [buying house plants] hey wanna come back to my place and die
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@jackiembouvier: My son "popped his collar" so I'm dropping him off a block from school so no one sees me.
@GFGander: Sucks when good bands have dumb names. "What are you listening to?" "It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great." "..."
@ScorpionDong: Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby