Toy Story (1995) – A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy.
*Buys bat for home security
*it flies away
Being dumb is hard.
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What sound does a cow make?
Good, a duck?
Good, how about a seal?
“My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy
A girl on Facebook says it’s officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors.
I don’t mean to complain but Disney Jr and YouTube have done a terrible job of raising my kids.
The self-checkout screen says “Finish and pay.” I feel like I’m with an irritable hooker.
at my wedding my cat will be the flower girl and she will be guided down the aisle with a laser pointer
Live each day like it’s going to be the opening line of your eulogy
Spider just landed on my shoulder. I didn’t want to kill it so I just fainted instead.