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@AimeeHelene1: *buys dog mask*
*shits on neighbors' lawn*
@Turbo_Jimmy: UK: we call them films, after the traditional recording process using photographic film
USA: WE CALL THEM MOVIES BECAUSE THEM PHOTOS MOVE
@SwordzOrc: people naming their orcs with excessive apostrophes like
@usermcuserface: 10 years later if Romeo and Juliet had lived:
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Sigh....trying to watch the game here Julie.
@jergarl: I don't think peeing on a goose is the right answer..
But on the other hand..
I'm not sure it's the WRONG answer.
-Drunk me at a zoo
@bornmiserable: HIM: we’re under the mistletoe
HER: oh yes
HIM: you know what that means
[both draw swords and begin to duel]