@kissmefreedom: Buzzfeed writer wanted. Must love current events, pop culture and have a Bachelor's degree and a history of head injuries.
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@rachelmillman: if you ever want to witness an Oscar worthy performance, ask any person from twitter their follower count and watch them pretend to not know
@ginadivittorio: So hopping on a bandwagon is bad but falling off the wagon is also bad. Which is it society? Where is the acceptable orientation relative to a wagon?
@AlmightyBored: I’m not fat. I prefer to think of myself as difficult to abduct and hard to conceal.
@Boba_Photo: I got a candy bar from the hotel mini bar if you're wondering why I'll be late with the mortgage this month.