@Bahbuto: By age 35 you should have like 2 real friends both of whom live in other states and around 700 online friends with whom your relationship is so tenuous that a simple opinion about a comic book movie could end it instantly.
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@ericonederful: If you've committed to pulling a door handle that says push in front of people you have to rip the handle off. You can't let a door own you.
@ThePocketJustin: Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone(Absence of special lady creates cataclysmic world ending event)
@bornmiserable: blood is thicker than water, which is my secret to winning the annual county fair gravy contest every year