@CheryeDavis: Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart..
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@Dirty_Naomi: I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them.
@JimmerThatisAll: Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.
@chuuew: ME: I want a koi swimming downstream TATTOO ARTIST: Ah yes. That's very symbolic. You must be very spiritual? ME: Ya ha. Also, put a pop-tart in its mouth