@The_Perturbator: Calm down, Norway.
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@WilliamAder: My book group read "Ventriloquism for Dummies" this month. We met in the living room, but it sounded like we were in the kitchen.
@Darlainky: The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well.
@MoneypennyNaked: 10yo: "I NEED my iPod!" Me: "I'm sorry honey." 10yo: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Me: "You're right sweetie. Mommy played w rocks when I was 10."