Sometimes blank stare is the correct answer.
can I use a minion as a tampon
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Wife: you’re so damn forgetful!
M: oh nonsense!
W: ok, did you get the cat food?
M: WE HAVE A CAT??
DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want
ME: imma be a hamster
D: ok not that
M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*
Nothing says “I’m stubborn” like owning a BlackBerry in 2013.
COP: do you know why I pulled you over
ME: knock knock
COP: who’s there
ME: do you know why I pulled you over
COP: *begins to sweat* n..no
The thought of two people colliding mid air while looking at their phones is the main reason I wish that humans could fly.
Me: how tender is the chicken?
Employee: [points to chicken crying watching the notebook]
My worst case scenarios:
•A case falling on me.
•Being hit with a case.
•Being locked inside a case.
•Carrying a case for a long distance.
[first day as a director]
me, right after a scene ends perfectly: aaaaaand cup
Dog: *turning in circles before she lays down*
Me: [extreme Ross voice] Pivot… Pi-VOT… PIVOT!