@ChaseMit: "Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again." - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones
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@andlikelaura: Harry Potter at an interview Interviewer: It says here you defeated Lord Voldemort when you were 17 years-old. Harry: That’s correct, sir. Interviewer: But no experience with Excel. Wow.
@ddsmidt: I'm not saying motorcycles are dangerous, but the motorcycle section on Craigslist also has a lot of electric wheelchairs for sale.
@sarcasticmommy4: I’m so glad my kids have a 3-day weekend because that means I get an extra day of listening to them yell at Fortnite.