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@1followernodad: Can't wait for the google doodle guy to get dumped and make things super personal.
@JackAsHell: If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party
@_ElvishPresley_: zordon: YOU ARE MY POWER RANGERS 9th graders: whoa! zordon: HERE ARE THE KEYS TO THE MEGAZORD 9th graders: but we don't even have our driver's licens– zordon: GO GO POWER RANGERS
@dubstep4dads: [using ouija board] R2...L2....L1....R2...LEFT...DOWN... "what the hell?" [everyone is suddenly carrying like 8 different guns]