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@noneofyours99: Can you guess which dog isn't falling for the "worm pill" wrapped in bacon ?
@mrtiredeyes: When two people miss a high five two ghosts get smacked in the face
@NikatNiteNite: Why are there never any cool side affects from drugs?
Like "this drug may cause severe sexiness"
@barryjohnharper: Wireless bra? What's the password?
@JohnLyonTweets: I stopped at a combination Taco Bell and gas station to eat and get gas. Pumps were down, but...mission accomplished.
@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions?
Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
T: Holy Shit