Q: Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?
A: a hot air balloon
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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping
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1. Put on clown shoes.
2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up.
3. Wait for someone to enter other stall.
4. Slowly lower feet to floor
I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Me: On today’s episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio….apartment….
Ryan Reynolds: How did you get in here?
Fabulous Prime: The Gay Transformer.
Three things that are certain in life~
2) Paying taxes
3) Somewhere a woman is pissed at a man ….
Friend: I’m getting married!
Me: Have you considered just letting a homeless man sleep on your couch, instead?
My daughter reminded me that being older doesn’t mean I’m always right. Sometimes, I’ve just been wrong for longer.
I was making breakfast, then “She’s a maniac” came on the radio… Everything is a blur.
Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?
Swarming gnats, but instead of annoying you, they provide compliments. “You look pretty.” “Dinner was delicious.” “Way to handle that difficult coworker, Chris. We hate her.”