@MarkAgee

Candy corn is the rare candy that’s worse than than the vegetable it’s based on.

Candy corn is the rare candy that’s worse than than the vegetable it’s based on.

- @MarkAgee

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@_Rewhan

Hey Fun Fact:

Remember that “You Wouldn’t Steal A Car” anti-piracy ad? The guy who wrote the music for that ad was never paid for their work

This Fun Fact™ brought to you by:

Stealing — It’s Okay If You’re A Corporation!

@FlyJ_

please don’t puke please don’t puke please don’t puke please don’t puke please don’t puke please don’t puke

-hearing my dog about to puke

@FU_TangClan

Me: get murdered or die trying amirite

Doctor: then you have three months to get murdered

@offbeatoliv

Sister: “Family shot time”

Me: “Whooo Hoooo….drink drink drink drink!”

Sister: [holds up camera]
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Me: oh

@gobmentcheese

A romcom where I go to stop you at the airport, except I go to Cinnabon & then forget why I’m at the airport.

@RubenWriter

The rain is starting to worry me. I’m afraid that because I have a beard that my friends will expect me to build an ark.

@UnFitz

Why learn big words when you can fabricaciously inventify them?