@Sorrowscopes: Capricorn: Are you really gonna trust NASA? After they left Matt Damon on Mars? Who does that?
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: 4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up.
@Nikkeya08: I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping..
@LittleMissZesty: I've just used glitter spray paint in a confined space, and now I'm on another planet busting disco moves with an intoxicated pixie.
@SufficientCharm: That burrito didn't agree with me. And then I was like "Why am I arguing with a burrito?!"