The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog’s ass.
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Arkansas was named when a pirate tried to spell Kansas
Mom: Everyone has to learn to swim
Kid: Even Jesus?
Mom: Of course
Jesus: *sliding across the pool in heelys* Lying’s a sin, Brenda
Me: now lets do a silly one
NEW TEACHER: i’m mr. jones. before we get started, i want to make a few things clear, “baes” and “fams.” i’m not your “squad” and this isn’t “goals.” this is english class, where we speak correctly. “sorry not sorry.”
STUDENT: mr jones
STUDENT: that was lit
I’ve never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
me: *sneaks into the house*
wife: are you drunk? don’t lie to me I can always tell when you’re drunk because you do that stupid accent
me: aye so av had eh night oot wit me lads, wuts it tae ya? a canny believe yood say such a thing ya feckin wee badger
wife: dont say anythin stupid on the way out
me: i wont
[shakes priest’s hand after lovely wedding ceremony]
me: so are you god’s boyfriend?