@briangaar: [Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot
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@Sorrowscopes: Gemini: Invisible hands draw closer to your throat. Also, an Adobe software update is available. It will require a restart.
@RobDenBleyker: I hope I never meet the girl of my dreams because she's a thirty foot half witch half crocodile who chases me endlessly through darkness.
@JeremyKCMO: Ladies, here's a secret. The moment you are happy and over us, we will send you a text saying that we miss you.