@kimtopher22: Car wash vacuums can suck up old french fries, leaves, 57 cents, car keys, Ray-Bans, your first born but not that weird debris stuck in your cupholder.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@leshnevsky: - How can you always be such a happy person? - I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.
@sonictyrant: [Emergency Room] Me: *dying on table* Doctor: I’ve never lost a patient and I’m not going to *notices my crocs* Time of death 10:05 P.M.
@Old_Pat_Bren: Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways.