@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
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@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line
@robwhisman: teens don't realize how privileged they are to have these smartphones. it used to be you'd have to read shampoo ingredients on the toilet but now with the phones you can just snap a pic of the bottle and read them wherever
@chimneyspotter: DATE: Ooh, such long fingers ME: Yeah, know what other long body part I have? D: I have an idea *sexy wink* M: My intestines are about 30ft