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@cal_gif Oh to be a woman in the 1800s, diagnosed with hysteria and getting a lobotomy
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@cal_gif 
@RunOldMan Some people bite their tongue, I have to bite my fingers to keep from replying to some stupid reply.
@CornOnTheGoblin ? Taaaake onnn beeees ?
[Take on bees]
? Taaaake beeeees onnn ?
[Take on bees]
Ooouch I’m stuuuuung ?
Too many
Beeeeees ?
@Tharin_P “What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?”
“…What?”
” -Toes.”
“Out. Just get out.”
@JermHimselfish Don’t run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule
@CulturedRuffian Why didn’t they just call Thanksgiving ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’?
@rzarosco If I ever murder anyone I’m going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it
@KizerBillhelm Sorry I ate your baby but you shouldn’t have wrapped it like a burrito.
@simoncholland Pretty excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so my daughter can eat a roll.
@chuuew I’m so mad I put my fist through a wall. I HATE BEING A GHOST