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@TwinSurvivalist: Cashier: That'll be 15 clams.
Me: *opening cooler full of shellfish* Do you have change for a lobster?

Cashier: That’ll be 15 clams. 
Me: *opening cooler full of shellfish* Do you have change for a lobster?

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