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@humanaaron: cashier: would you like a receipt?

me: . o O (if someone is being murdered right now it would be my alibi but if someone gets murdered in the store they could pin it on me)

cashier: well?

me: I want to talk to a lawyer

cashier: would you like a receipt? me: . o O (if someone is being murdered right now it would be my alibi but if someone gets murdered in the store they could pin it on me) cashier: well? me: I want to talk to a lawyer
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