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@UnimpressedWU: Cat: if my calculations are correct, a meteor will destroy the Earth in 324 days...

[What I hear]
Cat: meow..
Me: awe, who wants a snuggle?

Cat: if my calculations are correct, a meteor will destroy the Earth in 324 days…

[What I hear]
Cat: meow..
Me: awe, who wants a snuggle?

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