Ghost Obi-Wan: You will go to the Dagobah system
Luke: Dagobah system?
Ghost Obi-Wan: There you will learn from Yoda
Ghost Obi-Wan: mostly about doing handstands
Ghost Obi-Wan: he’s really big on handstands honestly it’s like 96% handstands
*cat rubs against genie lamp*
G: you get one wish
Cat:*makes eye contact & slowly pushes lamp off table*
G: guess who just wished for a dog
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