As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
CAVEMAN: I got a Masters in History
CAVEMAN 2: Nice! How long did that take?
CAVEMAN: Nearly half an hour
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Why is everyone smiling at me today?
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
:S :C :H :O :O :L – You can’t find happy faces.
O M G. i had to screenshot this before CNN deletes their tweet 😂😂😂
When life gives you lemons, worship the elder Gods. Take candy from a baby. Drink from a trough of blood. Who cares? None of this matters
What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.
If satan isn’t real then who invented 3rd grade recorder flute concerts
wait did that Australian guy say “meteorite” or “mate are ya alright?”
*gets hit by a meteorite*
“hey mate are ya alri… no you’re dead*