“Let’s walk over there” “ok” -couple a cows
(Cereal Mascot Support Meeting)
TRIX BUNNY: I don’t understand why I can’t have any of the cereal.
LUCKY CHARMS LEPRECHAUN: I don’t understand why these kids keep stealing mine.
FREDDY KREUGER: I think I’ve wandered into the wrong group, but have any of you thought about murder?
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me: expecto patronum!
[30 minutes later a sloth crawls out of my wand and goes to sleep]
Guy who invented the piano: 200 hundred years from now it may need tuning but it will be sturdy. So sturdy.
His friend, who invented piano benches: the legs are designed for maximum wobble
Every Monday I say to myself, “Jim…you need to go on a diet and stop eating doughnuts.” Luckily, I am not Jim.
the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example
my favorite childhood memory is fast metabolism
“Hi! What is that behind your ear?”
“Nice try, too old for the coin trick”
“No it’s a tumor”
“Oh my god”
“Kidding it’s a quarter”
They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it’s gone.
Always look both ways before crossing a woman.