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@TuSoonShakur: Champagne lovers are bubblyophiles
@Ideal_Victoria: Me: I don’t care how cute you are, I will tear you to shreds if you don’t start cooperating.
Wrapping paper: *rips*
@MasterOfFury: "Where was you at?"
I was probably not skipping English class.
@SaraESpivey: I don't call it "laziness." I call it "selective participation."
@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
@TheRobCee: Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball.