@TuSoonShakur: Champagne lovers are bubblyophiles
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@Izianikapani: Given that our animals have pockets I think we can agree that Australia is more evolved than the rest of the world.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [invention of blue cheese] "this cheese has gone off" sell it "but it's gone mouldy" I SAID SELL IT! "fine" & double the price "are u ok?"
@AverageClo: Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest? WHAT IF FRANK LIED!? WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!?
@NewDadNotes: Me: [touches wife’s arm] ⚡️ZAP⚡️ Wife: hey you shocked me! Me: oh no! I am so sorry. Wife: it’s ok. it’s not like you did it on purpose. Me: [under breath] pika pika.