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@stephenjmolloy: Check in desk: We've oversold the flight so I'm going to put you in business class.

Me: Great.

*later*

Professor: The first rule of business is- you're late. Please sit down.

Me: I think there has been a mistake.

Professor: I said sit down.

Check in desk: We’ve oversold the flight so I’m going to put you in business class.

Me: Great.

*later*

Professor: The first rule of business is- you’re late. Please sit down.

Me: I think there has been a mistake.

Professor: I said sit down.

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