I’ve eaten jellyfish, pidgeon, and pig ear. I even sucked marrow thru a straw directly from a bone. But you won’t catch me dead with mayo on my burger because I’m not gross
Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?
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ANIMALS IT’S OK TO KILL IN AFRICA
2. Terminally ill zebra who signed a DNR
3. The Nazi monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark
Being a parent puts you in excruciatingly difficult situations. For example, having to talk to other parents.
*maintains eye contact while checking ‘Dating Librarians For Dummies’ out from the library.
Apparently, if you Google “boss” and “chloroform” from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere.
My wife is upset we can’t afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving
Hey boy, are you an Amazon wish list?
Because I want you so bad, but will forget about you when I sign out.