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@sonictyrant: Christopher Walken except when Christopher Runnen
@SingleGirlAlert: I know 5 people who are clinically insane
I'm two of them...
@Pro_Jones_: (Little Red Riding Hood but instead it's me dressed as the grandma)
Little Red: Grandma what bad tweets you have.
Me: Okay what the
@bobvulfov: ME: does this apartment have a pizza cellar
REALTOR: again, i dont know what that is
@PonyboyGA: The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
@jergarl: My 7yo has a friend over and I'm pretty sure he learned how to whisper during a hurricane.