@sonictyrant: Christopher Walken except when Christopher Runnen
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@mommajessiec: Me: I’m hot. Husband: *turns on AC* Me: I’m cold. H: *turns off AC* Me: I’m hot. H: *jumps out of car*
@FilthyRichmond: Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out.
@UnfilteredMama: My toddler had a meltdown at bedtime because her pajamas were “too comfortable.” It’s a rough life.