chumbawamba: I get knocked down

me: so relatable

chumbawamba: but I get up again

me: oh nevermind

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Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories

The library

(My 6yo told me to tweet this)


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you’re tall for a woman

[she gets real mad right here]

*place hand on hers*

but the perfect height for an angel


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GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion.