9yo: (mouths off to me)
Hubs: You’re not doing anything? At least take his iPad away.
(1 hour later)
9yo: Mom! My iPad’s dead, where’s the charger?
Me: What charger?
Hubs: Nice one.
Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.
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