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Road Runner and R2D2 having a conversation
Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish.
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Is it racist that I’ve been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she’s actually 5 white chicks?…
[lying in front of the fire]
11: Do you think she’s asleep or dead?
9: *throws toy, 2 massive dogs pounce on me*
i made a promise to myself that if i ever get an island the first thing that i will do is put some dinosaurs on it.
Every morning I ask how my daughter is doing and she in turn asks me how Beyoncé is doing. I said why can’t you ask how I’m doing too and she says she will when I sound more like Beyoncé.
Them: Why are you late?
Me: I’m not allowed to run over cyclists.
Hideous was the unattractive Greek god of hiding.
HER: omg are you playing with that damn potato again
ME: don’t listen to her Mashleigh she’s just jealous of what we have
Me: the squirrels have been busy collecting nuts for the winter
Also me: can someone help me get down from this tree