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@SardonicTart: *Cleans out purse and finds another purse*
@dreamthievin: Relationship status: I tried to blow a kiss but it wants to just be friends
@AbbyHasIssues: I missed a call from my mom, so I assume the helicopter that just flew over my house is part of the search crew she called.
@TheRealPilau: Me: I'd kill for a donut
Krispy Kreme assistant: Please use cash
@KentWGraham: I think when calories reach a certain point snack companies should be allowed to say “You don’t want to know” on the nutrition label.
@jackiecarbajal: *walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer...