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@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world*

"When did they put a Starbucks up here?"

*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* “When did they put a Starbucks up here?”
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