@moose_chocolate: "Clique" is a French word meaning "small group of insufferable douchebags".
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@AngryRaccoon2: Told a woman who was shopping with a newborn that I had teenagers. I was waiting for her to say I looked too young to have teenagers. She didn't.
@envydatropic: Squirrels run around looking for food because they don't have access to technology and the endless supply of nuts on Twitter.
@zachreinert03: Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich