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@_coryrichardson: coach: sorry you’re off the team. we have to cut you because-

me: *pulling out a sword* try to cut me, i dare you. i’ll block it easily

coach: because you keep bringing a sword to practice

coach: sorry you’re off the team. we have to cut you because-

me: *pulling out a sword* try to cut me, i dare you. i’ll block it easily

coach: because you keep bringing a sword to practice

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