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@Holy_Mowgli: colonel mustard's first name is dijonathan
@DarkerWillow: I think it's only called hoarding when you're poor.
@shkeeber: You guys, my mom wants to know if any of you are going to give her grandchildren.
@MikeBigby: ME: my dog ate my homework
TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good
@noog: Everyone’s all worried about World War III. Worry about the important shit. Batman’s fighting Superman in 2016.
@Ygrene: *Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*