@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?
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@mynameisntdave: JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat
@NamestartswithZ: SCIENTIST: You are my finest creation, and I love you like a son even though you've malfunctioned and now only say- ROBOT: Fight me, dipshit
@ShortSleeveSuit: Mom: Where’s your brother? Son: Dad sent him to the kitchen to mosh potatoes Mom: Mosh? Brother [in the kitchen wildly slamming into potatoes]