@globetrottgirl: Come on Canada, first Celine, then Nickelback, NOW Bieber!? Are you TRYING to provoke a war?
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@illiter8too: sure I’d love to attend your baby shower, I mean babies are so rare, there’s only like, what, a half-billion of them at any given time or something
@Rollinintheseat: I'm not above army crawling down an aisle at the grocery store to avoid small talk with an acquaintance.
@kiel_phillips: *Prosecution lawyer paints white stripe on otter* DEFENCE LAWYER: Objection, Your Honour. He's clearly badgering the witness.