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@50NerdsofGrey: 'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!'
'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed.
He hated these late night rebooty calls.

‘Come over,’ she begged. ‘I need you right now!’ ‘Just turn it off and on again,’ he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls.
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