SHEEP: okay you’re in charge of keeping the flock together
SHEEP: you herd me
Cook for your kids and they’ll eat and not help clean up.
Teach your kids to cook and they’ll eat and not help clean up a way worse mess.
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Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion.
If aliens come I hope they bring us a new animal to eat. I’ve about had it with beef and chicken.
Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other.
ME: *prints a single document
MY PRINTER: *continues to make noises for a month
[Food Network: Cake Wars]
As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table.
Cat Judge pushes it off the table
Does anybody want a cat? Free to a good or average home
[watching This Is Us]
*leaning over to partner*
Me: That is them.
Please stop asking the universe to send you the most amazing and sexy person in the world i cannot be everywhere at once