@BuckyIsotope: Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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@goodtimenoel: Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place.
@TheBoydP: Welcome to your 50s where the weekend means it’s time to try a new vodka and a new chainsaw at the same time.
@TheMichaelRock: Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker.
@captainkalvis: friend: is this tv high definition me: let’s check. TV, what’s alfredo sauce? TV: *rips bong* pasta frosting